007 First Light is now out in full, and I hope the masses are ready to face the most difficult decision of their lives

What took you truthful long, Bond? I asked you to conscionable maine here, with the atomic codes I politely requested, successful bully time. Instead, you've turned up close arsenic I'm astir to springiness this presumption connected said codes, meaning I've had nary clip to grill you astir them arsenic portion of my prep. You're right, you beryllium maine thing and astatine slightest you're present now. I'll bid your signature tippl-wait, what's that you've got there? A box? What's successful the box, Bond? This is what delayed you, is it? Ok, I'll instrumentality a look inside, if you insist.

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You didn't archer maine that your game, 007 First Light, presented these sorts of horrifying dilemmas! Seven watches, each laid retired successful a perfectly product-placed row. I request to prime a colour for the strap. This should beryllium easy. It isn't.

Am I a Burgundy Vale man? Is Dawn Grey a much fitting hue? Should I spell for Navy Blue arsenic a salute to the equipped forces? Winter Grey to beryllium much astatine location successful colder climes? Ember Grey, due to the fact that intelligibly the astir evocatively named of the greys indispensable beryllium the best? Midnight Maroon to mesh with my stealthiness? Or Emerald Green to reflector the British racing greenish paintjob I'm definite astatine slightest 1 of my Astons is decked retired in?

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I can't choose! I privation them all! I privation to instrumentality them each 1 by one, mildly descent my wrist into their straps, consciousness their leathery tegument against mine. I privation to respire successful and retired arsenic they rhythmically tick away, our cadences coming unneurotic arsenic one. I privation to acceptable an alarm and aftermath successful the greeting to their dulcet chorus. Then, I'll gaffe disconnected to spot the adjacent one. I can't beryllium constricted to conscionable a azygous watch. They each merit a spot of my love, and I the unsocial distractions they each connection from the unsafe beingness of espionage.

They'll understand. I'm not a chauvinistic pig. I'm the world's luckiest costly ticker wanker, and 007 First Light is the worldly of my dreams. My garment is ironed, the connection ma'am is cocked and loaded successful my throat, I cognize each of the words to God Save the King. I'm an constitution spook, and my hands determination arsenic my watch's hands determination crossed its face. I spit connected immoderate mediocre who'd work the clip disconnected their telephone oregon immoderate different ghastly integer display.

I'm inactive successful the midst of my reappraisal playthrough of 007 First Light, astir apt due to the fact that I spent 3 hours aboriginal connected agonising implicit which ticker to pick. None of their colours, arsenic acold arsenic I tin tell, connection immoderate tangible gameplay advantages.